Ben Affleck
(Holden McNeil) ,
Joey Lauren Adams
(Alyssa Jones) ,
Shannon Elizabeth
(Justice) ,
Kevin Smith
(Silent Bob / Kevin Smith) ,
Jason Biggs
(Jason Biggs) ,
Jason Lee
(Brodie Bruce) ,
Fred Armisen
(Merkin) ,
Diedrich Bader
(Security Guard) ,
Adam Brody
(Clerk) ,
Joe Manganiello
(Bailliff) ,
Jason Mewes
(Jay) ,
Brian O'Halloran
(Cast Member of Clerks / Dante Hicks / Grant Hicks) ,
Craig Robinson
(Judge Jerry N. Executioner) ,
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
(Mooby's Manager Miss McKenzie) ,
Harley Quinn Smith
(Milly) ,
Frankie Shaw
(Prosecutor) ,
Melissa Benoist
(Chronic) ,
Treshelle Edmond
(Sopapilla) ,
Alice Wen
(Shan Yu) ,
Aparna Brielle
(Jihad)